Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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