Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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