forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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