i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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