whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Alive.
So much puke
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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