scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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