why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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