dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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