I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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