Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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