Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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