so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
