so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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