Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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