so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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