Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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