Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my shit smells like andre
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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