The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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