Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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