why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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