You're completely useless in the revolution.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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