Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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