You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize