It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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