that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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