what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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