If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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