Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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