their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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