i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
and you fell through a lawn chair
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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