I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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