This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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