is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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