The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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