But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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