this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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