he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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