It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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