Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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