I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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