I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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