I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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