I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We named our party play list daddy issues
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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