I've blown a few things in my day
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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