yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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