Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I will pee on everything he values.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
