Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize