Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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