I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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