Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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