i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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