wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Drunk is a universal language darling
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